la bouledogue

@LaBouledogue

i might appear to be an average talking french bulldog who tweets, rides a motorbike and plays jazz piano, but i've been hiding a dark sekrit.

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WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.3): we like kids.

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WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.2): we help with the dishes.

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WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.1): we're cute.

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"so it was like this, girls... there i was, alone and surrounded by 100 alley cats..." #TeddyTheLadiesMan

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pour moi?

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have a feeling that it wasn't by chance that i bumped into that new cat who's just moved into our neighborhood...

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just got back from a bouledogue français retreat where we learnt about meditation, awareness & living in le moment.

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secret mission pic. can't say where, when or why; can't confirm/deny it's me... and trees don't blab. #ninjadogue

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WHY FRENCHIES MAKE GREAT GUARD DOGS No. 3: their reputation as ninja dogs is so well known that a fake sign will deter most burglars.

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WHY TALKING FRENCHIES MAKE GREAT GUARD DOGS No. 2: they're professionals and challenge with "who goes there?"

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WHY TALKING FRENCHIES MAKE GREAT GUARD DOGS No.1: they hide and radio for police backup before challenging intruders.

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in surprise situations, trained ninja dogues can still remain invisible to enemy eyes using minimal concealment... it's all a question of attitude.

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"...when she had felt the pea through so many mattresses and feather beds, the old Queen knew that their guest must be a real princess."

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i've discovered a way of filming dreams. i send soothing electrical pulses into a sleeper's brain (see mindalive.com), then feed the resulting output (ie, modified brain waves) into a computer. this means that a sleeper's dream can be recorded as a series of images.

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les bouledogues français are so classy that even taking your dogue out for a quick poo patrol seems like a special occasion.

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last night i dreamt that i was a cat... it was horrible. #doguenightmare

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NINJA DOGUE TRAINING TIP 3: all frenchies can jump high, so don't be overly competitive in training... you may regret it.

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NINJA DOGUE TRAINING TIP 2: do not draw attention to yourself. unless you're working undercover at a Detroit pimp convention, this outfit is a definite no-no.

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NINJA DOGUE TRAINING TIP 1: unless you're a true master, it's usually wise to clear the pool table of balls before starting your kung fu kata.

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if you're suffering from a serious lack of cute bouledogue français pics, i bring good news...

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