i might appear to be an average talking french bulldog who tweets, rides a motorbike and plays jazz piano, but i've been hiding a dark sekrit.
surfing dogs: there will always be doubters, but everyone is perfectly safe with a french bulldog in charge.
oh ffs! if you're ever gonna get any street cred, you've gotta aim a lot higher than that.
if you're going to watch Bear Grylls shows, you've really got to pay closer attention. easy mistake to make otherwise.
mind you, there's so much truth in this... i'm totally confused now.
yes, that's the polite french way. if on the other hand you were an english bulldog, you'd just let it rip loudly. ~dogshaming.tumblr
dogshaming.tumblr - confession and penance for dogs.
there are a some things that don't come easy to french bulldogs, but give us credit for our willingness to learn.
masters of disguise...
i'm pleased to announce that french bulldogs have negotiated realistic targets to reduce carbon emissions by 2050.
WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.25): we're pleased to see you, but we're much cooler that other dogs when you return home from work.
WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.24): we can do great Peter Lorre impersonations.
WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.23): when you've bitten off more than you can chew, we're always ready to help.
knew i shouldn't have let Edith borrow that book...
another birthday and suddenly you're middle aged. luckily someone special knows how to balance celebration with commiseration.
Walter is starting to feel paranoid... he has a spooky feeling that he's under constant surveillance at home.
women who keep a frenchie as a companion dogue usually have excellent taste... but there are always exceptions.
man, the weather meant we wasted the whole weekend.
one of my cousins is visiting today. Alec was the runt of his litter, but he grew up to be a very smart dogue.
WHY YOU NEED A FRENCH BULLDOG (No.22): we're always pleased to see you! if i was human, you'd see me looking like this a lot.
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