What being "peopled-out" looks like.

"Whadya say I donate another rib..."

A man's guide to the female anatomy.

Yeah, it's nice today.

Two EPIC mustaches. One movie.

A "Decorate Jesus" kit complete with markers.

"Because sometimes you just need a little buty" or how to have the ass of a Latina.

New snow on the mountains

Only #GlennBeck would be so arrogant as to write a biography of George Washington and put himself on the cover.

What the Hell? There's no eye holes.

You don't come across pirate-parrot hats everyday, you know.

A scrumptious view of @LiquidJadeArt

Trying to find a freak flag at Walmart.

I always wanted to be a superhero.

Deep-fried turkey brought to you by @SatansLollipop #thanksgiving

Apparently these Ninjas choke you to death.

There's a presence in the house. Oh wait, that's my shadow.

Milk, cuz I'm a young man with a growing bone.

There wasn't dinosaur toys this cool when I was a kid.

Damn, I have some impressive morning wood.