Who's the Bossk? Eat unhatched siblings LIKE A BOSSK, scalp some Wookiees
LIKE A BOSSK, hold a grude LIKE A BOSSK, commit patricide LIKE A BOSSK,
one-up Boba LIKE A BOSSK, laugh at Chewie's death LIKE A BOSSK
2231 days ago via site
Hey nerf herders,
My name is Zuckuss, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, non-Force-sensitive Gungans who spend every second of their Galactic Standard day looking at stupid ass holos. You are everything bad in known space. Honestly, have any of you ever claimed a bounty? I mean, I guess it's fun shooting Ewoks because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new spatiotemporal plane. This is even worse than burning moisture farmers' corpses.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a findsman, and earned the nickname of "The Uncanny One." What nicknames do you have, other than "Bantha Fodder"? I also shoot straight, and have a cool droid bounty hunting partner (He just found our quarry; Sithspit was SO galactic credits). You are all buglsuts who should just disintegrate yourselves. Thanks for listening.