I'm a sucker for a beautiful, smart, funny woman. And freckles. No wonder I love Olivia Munn so much. #HEATLifer

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New phone!

Michael Phelps = dumb ass

Also love that Me In My Place app I paid for. Don't the ladies look great?

Hi . Vag hole.

This guy.


Look what comes up in my phone when I type "day". Proud?

makes my 2 1/2 hour wait for my car at the auto shop totally worth it :)

#Surge is in my veins. Reunited and it feels so good.

on that Costco pizza game today. There's some here with your name on it


Keep it classy, Kendrick! #CokeHead


It's here... #Surge

Bill Simmons' anti-Goodell podcast is still up. Good listen.

Awesome Florida sunset

in STNDRD Magazine

Nice typo #WWE

Found the girl of my dreams. She is hot & loves The Simpsons. Allie Goertz I choo choo choose you. #KeepDreamingKris