Because apparently if you have a funny-looking é at the end of your name you get to have dumb stuff speaking privileges. Thanks @Touré!
Ebola Proof Haggar Slacks Guy be all like, "YOLO"
Lois Lerner--Woman of The People
"Any of you guys wanna jam on 'Puff The Magic Dragon'?"
#BilldeBlasioVacationIdeas Visit China-A model of how a massive government bureaucracy can help stop pollution!
#GetTalking about White Santas #FootiePajamaGuyIsSoMuchSmarterThanYou
#GetTalking about serious fashion choices #FootiePajamas
#GetTalking about Dad making you do chores
#GetTalking about dudes in pajamas #GovernmentPropaganda
@calvin2000 Barack Obama-The bride at every wedding, the 4-popped collar douche at every sausage fest @hollyR_J_N
Nervous Democrats Are So Stoked about ObamaCare, they're running against it! #GetCovered
#GetCovered Kathleen Sebelius is investigating herself!
#GetCovered It's your right!
Get in this pic, Michelle
I'll never forget you, Nelson Mandela...
Eric Holder Tryin' To Photobomb My Awesome Nelson Mandela Funeral Selfie...
All about Obama
I don't always take selfies at funerals...
But when I do, it's when I'm mourning Nelson Mandela
Solemn quiet dignity from the leader of the free world.
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