Lunga Biyela


Sports Editor at The Witness. Durban born, PE bred. Retired stand--up comedian. #GGMU. Asgardian. And yes, I can speak German.

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If looks could kill...

Hey look, it's me and

For #Arsenal to go through to the next round of the #CL, they need to beat AC Milan by 5-0.

Because that's how I roll.

How men and women see the different colours.

No disrespect meant, but there is absolutely no way on earth that that is a woman #NOWAY #Impossible


It's all about #MUFC

So, we have ourselves a little problem...


#ThatAwkwardMoment You can have Amber Rose as your profile pic, then?



What more can I ask for?





Use to kick people with these babies back in the day.