F-Bomb dropping poker player. Dog lover/reformed kid hater. Writer/humorist. Followed by @TexDolly. Perpetually manic & giving sleep the finger. I shit glamour.
Tough customer @JamieKerstetter refused to do #DuckfaceSelfies, but DIDDDD do #LickfaceSelfies, so it's a win.
Even #teampartypoker player @ScottBaumstein agreed to #DuckfaceSelfies
Yup - @msalsberg did #DuckfaceSelfies
First up... @mcmattopoker #DuckfaceSelfies
Grilled ham & cheese sammiches, attempt número uno. I should prolly stay off Twitter whilst cooking.
Safe to say Ross, aka '2767', is a smidge dyslexic?
What? Doesn't EVERYONE leave this kind of instruction sheet for the babysitter?
In line at the market; saw this & thought about @caitycaity.
Yes, this IS a pink tiara and "Bachelorette" sash. He wanted to take his dick out, but hubby said no. #PenisIN
Just bumped into @burrrrrberry. We took selfies like any respectable chick would. She's cute as a button, obviously.
Just bumped into @burrrrrberry. We took selfies as we smoked like fiends. She's as cute as a fucking button.
And back at Bobby Flay's, @warrenlush happily displays the lucky tshirt @TylerPoker gave him. #CatThatGotTheCream
Just rec'd from my friend's teenage daughter. Who says poker isn't educational?
I like to pretend that they come to life at night and fight each other.
Spotted at a rest area in Jersey. Get gas, grab a burger & play @partypokerUS while you take a break from driving!
Genius product design because when you're done drinking it all, it can double as a toilet.
He looks like he was dressed by a Tim Burton flick costume designer today.
To aid in stopping the #PokerShenanigans. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I do this EVERY TIME I come to The Borgata. It's a problem, obviously. http://twitpic.com/drcp3b
I do this EVERY TIME I come to The Borgata. It's a problem, obviously.
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