Kim Shannon


F-Bomb dropping poker player. Dog lover/reformed kid hater. Writer/humorist. Followed by @TexDolly. Perpetually manic & giving sleep the finger. I shit glamour.

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Tough customer refused to do #DuckfaceSelfies, but DIDDDD do #LickfaceSelfies, so it's a win.

Even #teampartypoker player agreed to #DuckfaceSelfies

Yup - did #DuckfaceSelfies

First up... #DuckfaceSelfies

Grilled ham & cheese sammiches, attempt número uno. I should prolly stay off Twitter whilst cooking.

Safe to say Ross, aka '2767', is a smidge dyslexic?

What? Doesn't EVERYONE leave this kind of instruction sheet for the babysitter?

In line at the market; saw this & thought about .

Yes, this IS a pink tiara and "Bachelorette" sash. He wanted to take his dick out, but hubby said no. #PenisIN

Just bumped into . We took selfies like any respectable chick would. She's cute as a button, obviously.

Just bumped into . We took selfies as we smoked like fiends. She's as cute as a fucking button.

And back at Bobby Flay's, happily displays the lucky tshirt gave him. #CatThatGotTheCream

Just rec'd from my friend's teenage daughter. Who says poker isn't educational?

I like to pretend that they come to life at night and fight each other.

Spotted at a rest area in Jersey. Get gas, grab a burger & play while you take a break from driving!

Genius product design because when you're done drinking it all, it can double as a toilet.

He looks like he was dressed by a Tim Burton flick costume designer today.

To aid in stopping the #PokerShenanigans. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I do this EVERY TIME I come to The Borgata. It's a problem, obviously.

I do this EVERY TIME I come to The Borgata. It's a problem, obviously.