Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
My family have done this to my niece to make her look more olympian. Is it any wonder I turned out like this?
those of you who know me will understand how distressing I find this
@ccunningham1593 @gracicle_ I are bored
WFT i only meant to say this once #menshsn
"Let's make it easier to sack people etc etc I have 2 brains" #whatyoutalkinboutWillets?
Is this what they call nidge theory? #CFC
see what i mean? #theeconomyisnotthesameasahouseholddumboklaxon #bbcqt
This is probably for the best
I quite like the kit and supporting chelsea and all but something about this picture ... no
The Queen is actually the 3rd result. I guess Brian May is our head of state now then? #bbcqt
'Klout believes you are influential in Prison' - because I got ma shiv
Newt Gingrich used to be a lot more fun
Jesus. I only wanted to find out if it was possible to hire a cat.
I think it's important to show my working on that Voltaire joke.
Oh god apparently the Sun are running this picture of Gregg's body #RIPGreggJevin #ohthehumanity
Really going to miss Gregg Jevin. #RIPGreggJevin
Hey @JimWaterson, please explain why you have taken over facebook marketing?
The truth is out @stephenkb
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