John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
@mattbaker gets an A+ in valentines trickery by planting this Giant bear in my textile class.
What did you do today? Oh yeah, I learned about Lake Michigan Ice Fishing.
How am I supposed to go back to real city life after living like this?
Shit twitterverse and sorry @mattbaker That was supposed to be a dm. Look at this picture Instead:
One more photo of otovallo:
Otovallo, Ecuador: home of the original 5am alarm clock- le coq. Also, there is a cow on the lawn outside my door.
@mattbaker look what book I'm reading first...
Birthday surprises in all shapes and sizes!
I'm tweeting from a beach. Hate me?
The bellman said "here's your liquor dispenser" and we wrongly chalked it up to an error in language.
Turns out all it took to diffuse Awkward Christmas was decorating our tree with a bra and snowflake toilet paper.
@mattbaker look what I'm doing!
Today, for funsies, I made buckwheat peach pancakes and this:
Hello from the cutest dinner breakfast in the world
Part of me says this is a winter wonderland. The other part of me says this is bullshit!
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