So this is happening. "Daddy, is this real life?"

@daniAWESOME and @catrocketship, this pic is for you. :)

Something in this picture would not cause a fire. It could, however, cause a fur.

Instead of "groupies" would they be "Jewpies?"

My MacBook Pro supports peripherals.

My Russian Sage is hiding amongst the grass. Classic behavior obviously brought on by the Kremlin.

Prepare the ointment, my wood has fungus.

Enjoying some whiskey with my niece in the middle of the afternoon. Now it's a vacation. (sorry Mom)

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm having a better day than you.

Only in Texas would you find this sign posted outside a pizza restaurant.

I'd give up my Farrahvatar, but this is my other option.

I'z in yer Foto Booth. I'z taken pikchurez.

"None shall cross this threshold without paying the toll: one leaf of catnip from the garden. This junkie needs a fix. "

On your marks. Get set. Mow!