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So I woke up to this abomination in my in-laws spare bedroom. I felt like Judas! I'm so sorry Sir Alex.

Seriously? Ho Deliveries?

Seriously Idols/MNet? Is that how we spell 'Highlights' now? That's 3 NO's from me. #Fail

So my Korean friend says I should try this drink for my cold,& I did. Now I'm seeing pink rabbits & Hitler!

I wonder what would happen if I nudged him from behind by mistake.

Brave or Stupid? In this weather, I'm going with Stupid.

I could sit and watch them all day. I may just do that.

This dudes name is Basket. I wonder if he's surname is 'Case' ?

My boy Georgie & I tearing up Randfontein Golf Course.

Now this is how u lay out a spread for a night of football! #United #AadiRocks

My sister is a legend! Brother-in-law handling the braai,she's got the tea table covered, all for #CL tonite!

Right then fellas, let's get kitted out & cheer on the boys. Glory Glory Man #United

Ok so this is officially the first #DailyRandom then :)

The free coffee-bar at MTN. Just bring biscuits or samoosas. I'm having my next birthday here!

? 1 second later and she wudda been looking right at me! Fok that was close!

The only guy I know who makes me willingly want to stick my head up a cows bum to hide from his smell!

One of my 1st major projects: complete interior demolition of an 8-storey Jozi building.