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So u wanna know why Mango flights are so cheap? Coz the damn plane is held together by cable-ties!

Complete building renovation & upgrade. Investors wouldn't spend money in Jozi if they had no faith & belief.

Watching TV can be tiring business really.

Kaloo 1 - Lindt Chocolate Box 0

The Unhappiest Princess of all.

I've seen many strange things before,but this guy covering his lovely Thatch home in corrugated sheets?

The tart with the 'Personal problem' that I couldn't give a toss about. Those white boots give her IQ away.

Supper at Bukhara. This ones for you Elvira and Fay! ;)

Sabreen and Milla all dressed up and ready to paint the town red!

Ladies, this is what your butt will look like if u keep up with that dieting nonsense!

She got more gifts for her 5th birthday party than I did for my 21st & my wedding combined!

Sabreen opening all her gifts the day after the party.

The birthday cake, fit for a Princess. That was made by my sister Aadi! Talented, huh.

Let the fun & games begin! #SabreensParty

Princess Sabreen at school today. Lord help me when she hits her teens!

Breakfast meeting at Nandos. Coz that's how we roll.

Oscar runs the show around these parts. The 4 orange Parrots, the Convict & Electric Yellow are spectators

One of these boxes is about to meet the business end of my chompers.

Remember that security guy I told u about 2 weeks ago, who can't function unless he's high on weed? Tadaaa!!