The Schoolmarm is always watching. Beware!

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Here's your baby in all its glory LOL!

See what & I are driving around listening to today! Fresh copy for $5 today at Target!

Look what and I are driving around listening to! Got a fresh copy for $5 today at Target.

Schoolmarm appalled by KCAL 9's chyron operator at 9pm newscast. Guess they thought Obama's about to chow down in the Gaza Strip?

My mom asked, so I delivered! Merry Christmas from the dirty bear, talking, moving mouth and all! Yes, MY MOM.

Schoolmarm thinks the Arclight Hollywood needs their lobby prop manager to get their eyes checked for this EMBARRASSING typo...

Cutest office birthday cake for 3 of us in one week ever! Schoolmarm tsk-tsk's the misspelling of name!

New England Clambake at Crab Pot in Long Beach marina, plus Pirate Punch