Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
If anyone else ever can’t sleep, try reading your old Facebook messages. Lucky for us all, I found this gem last night:
Perry Jones III is going to fit in great with the Thunder. Look at that grill.
Happy birthday to mah gurl @katieleto!!!
Great day at the links. #Watonga @Corbinelson @nick_noodle #CameronRoss
Incubus up! @austingoerke @MarissaDReed
The tradition continues. @austingoerke
1st date party pic I have on my phone, @SMASH_COE. Thanks to OSU, my brothers, and all my friends for so many memories.
I appreciate it landlord, but you could have sent this an hour earlier if you just texted normally.
My grandma got a twitter account you guys, she'd appreciate a follow!
Bid card? @PiChapterAGR @BlakeWieland
Looks like our lesbian, stripper neighbors brought home some company from the Dragon's Lair last night. @rossmencke
Looks like Edmond got a brand new, delicious looking pizza joint.
My father has been hanging out with @ambergoerke too much
So excited for formal with @AlyVillalon. Sorry I'm the worst with scavenger hunts, I've always been more of a predator
I like to think this isn't an accident @yahoo
They have white trash costumes at Wal-Mart this year!
But not as much as I miss this @austingoerke
I miss this @austingoerke
@AlyVillalon got a new poster in her room, check it out @lanilaplante @carrington_fox @Haley_Wright
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