Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
S/O to my good friend @Corbinelson for making his premier on the silver screen.
Scrolling through IG and Beyonce has this guy wanting to just go ahead and kill himself.
@jfinch27 pretty sexy picture they have of you in the @LouiesGrillBar bathroom. Made me miss the urinal a little.
I'll take two.
@spencermobley @AlyVillalon I got the ring, just haven't got the nerve to ask yet!
Pretty cool new vanity plate @chelseacanada.
Another ceremony, another phonetic spelling. @austingoerke @ambergoerke @Zakypoof
UPDATE: Everyone's favorite (@david59duval) leads, but somehow doesn't lead, with a first day -50! @espn
@ESPN forget reporting about racial slurs, look what your app is telling me is happening at the Reno-Tahoe Open!!!
Ole Virgil looks a whole lot like Jesus. Conspiracy? You decide:
@MarthaStewart am I doing it right?
Long before his rise and fall in the biking world, Lance Armstrong graced the silver screen:
Not the way to treat your adopted daughter:
Anyone want to go to Canton Lake with me for Memorial Day? It's beautiful this time of year.
@NEWS9 This was the scene right outside of my house 10 minutes ago! Everyone MUST seek shelter!!
@rossmencke reminds me of the last time you "wrecked your bike."
@Earth_Pics My Backyard, The Village, Oklahoma
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