Legendary pro ball player working towards my comeback.
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Since you haven't done shit all year, go see #YourHighness at your local cineplex tonight.
Bet you didn't know that my buddy @Sacca pays me royalties so he can dress this damn good:
Looks like my moon juice isn't the only thing of mine being plastered all over this damn island.
What a fine piece of man ass.
Here you are:
Get me paid, bitch.
I'd totally suck off a black midget for a Cheerwine Soda Float right now.
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