I have been blocked by @AdamRichman (multiple times) and a little known comedian by the name of @DaneCook. Follow me if you dare.
Sometimes you gotta go dancin' naked, In the rain! The rain! #NoActualNudity
Fucking. SWEET! #AbrahamLincoln #VampireHunter
FINALLY! After a year long obsession with this movie, I'm holding a copy! #LittleShop
#GoodwillDonationTip #1: Don't donate anything that looks like this.
Epic YouTube fail.
I got this in the mail today. I fear that I must leave you for a while. #TheWorldIsQuietHere
I'm going to hell for doing this, but it always makes me chuckle. #TheMuppets
Today isn't a good day to be my left index finger. #WhereTheHellDidTheSmallCutComeFrom?
Me in my new glasses!
There's just something wrong with this message.
I may look like I'm awake, but trust me. I'm fast asleep. #IveUpFor31Hours
Annnnnd I've crashed. Great.
Hey a-holes, we're closed!
What can I say? Christmas gets me randy. :P
Really? It's fucking November!
DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME!!!
Julie, you'd better b at Goodwill today!
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