@emilyblunt made me blunt.
Billie... Best you stand clear when Daddy's showing off how much snow he's found in Tassie.
Geez I wish my daughter didn't point at this & say "Daddy!"
Then I wouldn't have locked her under the stairs.
GOLD! Took this pic of @fifi_box as she desperately looked on the ground for the backing to her earring! Can u see it?
HEADS it is!! 1st throw was one of each. Prompting Dad to call me a 'pathetic tosser'. I'll pay that.
HEADS or TAILS? 2-UP at 4:30pm. Will let you know how you go!
The most disappointing Banana Cake ever.
That was a private message to Esther. I'm humiliated. #thevoiceau
BUCKET LIST #231: wash hands inches from a peeing mans pecker. Tick.
If that's not you Jimbo, I'll be very surprised. #JimStynesTributeGame
Why you shouldn't drink & bowl.
A truckload of toilet paper is useful when you're in the shit.
You OWE me @fifi_box! Figured out how you can ride Flo Rida.
The last hour would've been a lot less awkward had I read this.
@JesintaCampbell Are we about to be probed by the spaceship above?
@_DanEwing @Lucaswaxy @Nathan_Jolliffe Great to drink with you fine gentleman at the Cleo Sausage Fest:
@AntKaplan @dan5faulkner here you go:
@JesintaCampbell @cleomag Hmmm... Nothing pastel though. So here's the direction I'm thinking for your make-up:
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