Yep. I'm going to be the next President.

Before I debate Obama & Romney, I'm going to make them switch hairdos. #worldchamp4prez
#debate #obama #romney

This is where motorists live. #columbus @woodlandstavern @ohiostate @614magazine

Yep.

Me w/ @PaulProvenza creator of @SetListTV & @sho_greenroom Hey showtime,renew The Green Room. #intestinalfortitude

I luv u Heinz, but this spaghetti is so bad you don't even sell it in your own country. #56not57

I'm having a fun visit in UK this week. Just did a gig with @JosieLong @russell_kane & @RufusHound

Good meeting you @RufusHound at @SetListTV show tonight at @electricbrixton Next time I'm in town, I'll teach you karate.

The World Champion Judah Friedlander's shadow was spotted in London last night. @comedystoreuk @sohotheatre

Ninja attacks are on the rise. Obama AND Romney dont want you to know that. http://amzn.to/Kl4viD @coasttocoastam

Small excerpt from my book that the CORPORATIONS & GOVERNMENT do not want you to read. http://amzn.to/Kl4viD

The Government does not want you to read my book. For your OWN safety get my book. http://amzn.to/Kl4viD

Bigfoot Air Attack. Photo from my book HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY. The most important book ever made. Please RT

Me and Skywalker after partying it up in Mos Eisley! #HappyStarWarsDay #Maythefourthbewithyou @HamillHimself

Do not worry. My book HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY cannot be used for evil. #HappyStarWarsDay #Maythefourthbewithyou

Guess which mailbox is Judah's.

I finally farted today. Sorry guy's backyard. @ZackRyder

@Azizansari I've had impostors selling my stuff & trying to be like me for years. photo from NY Comicon 2010

World Champ Wannabe loses women to @JudahWorldChamp in San Diego. (Judah steals from no one. @azizansari )

If anyone accuses @JudahWorldChamp of stealing from @azizansari they are wrong. @JudahWorldChamp w/ladies in 2010