My birthday is 4/28


retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.

Photos and Videos by @JoshMarino420

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

I clean up nice

Susan Sarandon supports baby cows.

I gave my dog his present and he loves it!!

Ho ho ho! it's Santa Josh

Merry Christmas from Ihop

First selfie with my new phone.

This makes me happy. #Dolphins

Somebody come help me eat this pizza. It has pepperoni, bbq chicken, ham, bacon, and pineapple

I named my dog Gizmo because he looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins movies.

The poor man's Starbucks. #DunkinDonuts

My whole TL is Christmas tweets.

I thought this little guy could use a good home, so I bought him.

Goolius Boozler. The U. #KeyandPeele

I'm at the North Pole.

This bottle is almost as big as me

This bottle is almost as big as me

This dog is killing me with cuteness

If my shirt says it, it must be true

I'm good at making fake names on video games

The Marino Family Christmas card for 2013.