retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.
I clean up nice
Susan Sarandon supports baby cows.
I gave my dog his present and he loves it!!
Ho ho ho! it's Santa Josh
Merry Christmas from Ihop
First selfie with my new phone.
This makes me happy. #Dolphins
Somebody come help me eat this pizza. It has pepperoni, bbq chicken, ham, bacon, and pineapple
I named my dog Gizmo because he looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins movies.
The poor man's Starbucks. #DunkinDonuts
My whole TL is Christmas tweets.
I thought this little guy could use a good home, so I bought him.
Goolius Boozler. The U. #KeyandPeele
I'm at the North Pole.
This bottle is almost as big as me
This dog is killing me with cuteness
If my shirt says it, it must be true
I'm good at making fake names on video games
The Marino Family Christmas card for 2013.
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