My birthday is 4/28


retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.

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I come home from work and I see a bunch of chickens running around in my neighbor's yard.

My St. Patrick's Day shirt.

I got a tank that lights up

I'm wearing Oscar during the Oscar's. #ERedCarpet

It's good to know that CVS is selling headless Easter Bunnies, I can never find them when I want one.

I'm ready for the #AllStarGame #TeamEast

I'm such a grouch today.

Pizza pizza!

Meatball sub!!

Who is L.L. Cool J?

The clue was "how do you win Twitter? "

I think I'm going to wear this every Tuesday from now on. #TupacTuesday

Look what the Simpsons tweeted right after me.

I don't know how this happened, but this is the best thing I've ever seen on Facebook.

First pizza of 2014

He's not very happy

This a bad sign.

Do you guys like my hat?