retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.
I think I just won Twitter
I forgot to tweet this selfie earlier.
Almost doubled it.
The record is 19? I can beat that.
This birthday ain't over yet.
This is way better than working some dumb job all day.
Guess where I am
My Back To The Future shirt finally came.
This parking lot is a zoo
He looks like I caught him doing something wrong.
3 years ago today, I rescued this little guy from an animal shelter. Happy Anniversary, Gizmo!
3 years ago today, I rescued this little guy from an animal shelter. It was the best decision I've ever made.
The squirrel loves the camera
This squirrel thinks he's a model
Proof that I picked S.F.Austin.
I called it.
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