retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.
I'm celebrating #DuragHistoryWeek
Orange shirt and orange Patron.
Grown men should not wear lipstick
It's very hard to watch tv through this mask. #SimpsonsSelfie #EverySimpsonsEver
This would look better if I has green and orange shoes
I shouldn't complain about the weather. The person in this costume has it much worse.
Happy 4th of July!
I got drafted by the Bulls on NBA 2K14 and they put me on a billboard.
Happy Flag Day!
I'm being bribed to quit, but my employment has been terminated? This makes no sense
There is a brushfire nearby and the ashes are falling from the sky like snow. My car is covered in ashes
I'm ready for game one. #NBAFinals #HeatNation #WhiteHot
I shared my crackers with a squirrel and he didn't even thank me.
Gameday selfie. Go Heat!
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