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retired infant. self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper and former virgin.

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I'm celebrating #DuragHistoryWeek

Orange shirt and orange Patron.

Relationship Status:

Grown men should not wear lipstick

It's very hard to watch tv through this mask. #SimpsonsSelfie #EverySimpsonsEver

This would look better if I has green and orange shoes

Pre-sunburn selfie


I shouldn't complain about the weather. The person in this costume has it much worse.

Happy 4th of July!

I got drafted by the Bulls on NBA 2K14 and they put me on a billboard.

Happy Flag Day!

I'm being bribed to quit, but my employment has been terminated? This makes no sense

Aunt ISocial?

There is a brushfire nearby and the ashes are falling from the sky like snow. My car is covered in ashes

I'm ready for game one. #NBAFinals #HeatNation #WhiteHot

I shared my crackers with a squirrel and he didn't even thank me.

Gameday selfie. Go Heat!