Birthday pasties courtesy of @Greggsthebakers! Thanks, Greggs!

@greggsthebakers @mattscott49 Proof: it's my birthday on Monday. #freeGreggsporkpieforJosh?

@Whitester_Dan @ajhalls1 @davelee Ahem >>>

Caption competition GO!!

Drinking in Clapham makes your hands shrink!! #terriblebanter

Fly back from SF today. Went to Silicon Valley's luckiest building yest: http://gu.com/p/32j88

Steve Jobs poster at Google's head office in Mountain View

The faces behind Zynga? #unleashed

.@stuartdredge Yes it is... (seeing DK later, will say hi)

Mark Pincus, co-founder and chief of Zynga. Apparently worth $1bn.

At Zynga HQ - aka 'the Doghouse' - for their first major press junket. About 150 journalists here (only 7 non US based)

Morning. Waking up to famous San Francisco fog. What was that Tony Bennett song again?

@ajhalls1 @davelee @whitester_Dan God I love you three. And this man...

Daily Mail mentions confusion over Knox verdict. Doesn't mention publishing made up story.

@whitester_Dan @ajhalls1 Is your jacket dry yet, Dan? #greatbanter

#Whatawards?

Just found this photo of me with Ricky Tomlinson from a couple of years ago #whatahero

I'll be honest, I'm moderately content in my temporary hovel...

Could sense big police presence on streets. Didn't see any trouble. Police will be well-employed come curfew time.

Is Bobby Sabel not doing it for C5 viewers? Today's Daily Star wants him out...