Everyday being the best me I can be! #UnitFitness is now available! My mission is to help you achieve YOUR BEST body ever! Come join me! firstname.lastname@example.org
Dont kno if u saw this flattering pic of me up @ TheMuseum Of Moist Art lol janitor is ready&waiting
We partyin ths Sat so ROLL OUT like toilet paper&get shitty w us!! Buy tickets http://bit.ly/ePk7CT
@JKs_sweetcloud here u go! KNEE HI GOLASHES WARNING 4THE SD AREA!! Dont let th drip fuk up ur kicks!
Beautiful day out here in San Diego!! Hope y'all can soak in a little sunshine from this shot!
Twitpic/jump on dis dick/1st ya lickit lik a brisket then I flickit b4 I stickit like a chicklet!!
My dance was imediately canceled du 2 overflow frm th audience! Panties&seat cushions wer destroyed!
Keri Hilson and Ne-Yo..gettin SOAKED!! Lol
Sickk party..Diddy performing..lots of moisture in this mutha fucka!! Golashes & swimmies mandatory!
Call up Nemo cuz down u go/winds not th only thng tht blows/want th view if ur below/well ther u go!
Shave or not to shave??? That is the question!!
Abs came out in Vegas & this evidently homosexual bystander unfortunately did not HYDRATE properly!!
Glowin abs makes u chicas spaz vibrations frm th phone means that Jonnys home just moan baby moan!!
Look into those eyes leavin not a panty dry go further down all the ladies start to drown!!!
Ummm...maybeee...NEW LESBIAN WRISTBANDS!!! Lol
UNBELIEVABLE!!Took off shirt& thes ladys fluids flowed as if it was 1989&Im BradPit n Thelma&Louise!
Golashes mandtory unless u want ur kix fuckd up!SnatchSpray got it SplishSplashStatus in dis biotch!
Vibrators up&panties down! #LookRub&Repeat until ur fingerz drown! 1 hole or two even get em brown!
In this terrible moment I had to choose! They were drowning but I just was unable to save them all!!
Ther she is QueenOfThaDingaling!! Ther she is r WetWinner!!*singing* ery1 congrats @Playboibunn!! <3
Ther she is #QueenOfThaDingaling!! Ther she is our #WetWinner!! *singing* @Playboibunn Congrats!! <3
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