★ Jon Morter ★


Called a ''Social Media Hellraiser'' by @FastCompany & ''Cynical & Stupid'' by @SimonCowell - Proud of Christmas No.1s with @RATM (2009) & @JFT96Xmas (2012)

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Haha! This made me proper giggle #f1

Just been followed by this account. What an utter waste of pixels on my follower count haha!! #fail

Come on be honest, if you squinted your eyes you wouldn't notice

The Land of Make Believe 7" CLEARLY predicted this in 1982 "run for the sun" was a warning we ignored #PrayForCheryl

The Land of Make Believe 7" CLEARLY predicted this back in 1982 "run for the sun" was clearly a warning #PrayForCheryl

A topical one for you fellow Big Train fans out there

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A good start to the day thanks to

This is officially the most annoying man on a train ever YES WE CAN ALL FUCKING HEAR YOU AND YOUR LACK OF SELF WORTH

You cannot get a better Coffee & Walnut cake than the homemade ones at in #OMG

here you go...

Yes I got this for Christmas. Pixelated Cliff on a mug #awesome who needs cards?

A chat with and

Sure thing. Works ok initially but one you turn the app/iPhone off then on again the prob reappears

You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why...Sintnicolaas is coming to town

In all it's beauty...I've just made a Vesta Chow Mein

In a newsagents window today

Just reading through my twitter list & Dan Wheldon's final tweet appeared. Lump in throat time

Hmmm that's an interesting sell-by date. I'm amazed it hasn't mutated

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