A small bicycling monkey, pound shop surrealist and bloody idiot. I am not the champion of East Flanders. Proof that brevity is not always the soul of wit.

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Oh so thats where my chocolate eggs went. Greedy monkey. #deskpov

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The doghouse. Dog still not convinced that it beats sleeping on the sofa.

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This is Smudge, my dog's new friend.

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Had to walk right about here...

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Dog heaven = basket by radiator.

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Can you see the naughty dog in this picture? I have day off but am also sort of on call. Didn't leave quickly enough yesterday, silly me.

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I won an halloween jersey! Thanks to the folk at

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Spoke carrier on left chainstay. Spokes rattle a lot - may end up just sticking them in a pannier

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Stops courtesy of tektro cr720 cantilever brakes.

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'The Sarge' - named by my daughter on account of its olive drab colour. First ride this morning, v pleased with it so far.

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Tonight, i have mostly been lacing a rear wheel. Now to worry that my spokes are too long.

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My new bike. Cheaper to buy one, i guess, but where's the fun in that?

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Kill your speed, not a pony. Obviously given up hope of getting drivers to care about killing people...

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My bike building adventure begins: surly long haul trucker frameset picked up from sideways cycles in alsager

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Happy birthday to me! Cake all round!

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Dog walk find from last week. Odd place to have a rest...

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The dog is finding time to relax.

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Charity shop find...

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Dog is pretending to be a cushion again. Still going to chuck him off the sofa though.

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