A small bicycling monkey, pound shop surrealist and bloody idiot. I am not the champion of East Flanders. Proof that brevity is not always the soul of wit.

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So, Eric B & Rakim (Paid in Full), or Gangstarr (The Full Clip)...

- with my dynohub, free jellies & a snap wrap. Not too shabby...

Today's beer choices, courtesy of Sandbach's beer emporium. #woodlandsbrewery #dunhammasseybrewery

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...also included this amazing instructional poster.

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Also this, "Breakdance". "you can do it". No, no I couldn't. Bought in WHSmiths during the first wave of Hip Hop to hit the uk.

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It appears that I really did buy Mutants in Megacity One, Love Missile F111 and a Hill Street Blues picture disc in my youth.

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Well, it's here... Uk version of 's Ancestor arrived today, woo!

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More piping protects the top of the pockets. See alo embroidered shutt colours & reflective on middle pocket

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  • 48 are the cuffs. Velocast "v" is a transfer.

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Collar and zip backing are separate material...

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Quality is superb - yellow stripes above & below white panel are sewn in piping...

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Yay! jersey from

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Tribute to Frank Sidebottom on the Altrincham Rd roundabout in Timperley

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Today's post. Bsnyc book is a lovely thing, petite little hardback.

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Today's post. Have to say, the bsnyc book is lovely just as an object, somehow.

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Today's pleasant, if difficult, choice, courtesy of #beer #abbayedesrocs #whiteshield

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This Mercian isn't steel, but beverages taste better in it than in lesser mugs... Large thank you to !

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La Touquettoise, Biere aux baies de genevrier. #sundaybeer

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From yesterday. Conflicted: feel bad for enriching tesco, but good for loading up on the #marmite ...

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No ride today, have to stay at home and be made a fuss of. #fathersday

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