John Jame$ Wallace

@JohnWallaceMPLS

I'm taking a temporary break from twitter to focus on more important things.

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I want another bike! Mainly this one

Kinda nice waking up to updates from 3 apps I actually use!

Need me to come over & show you how it's done?

This was a good idea!

If anyone wants to start smoking tnt I would fully support you in that.

Look at what's trending in MPLS!!! #summerofdresses cc

#juiceasaurus rex. Courtesy of

Had to unfollow Kendall Jenner (Kim Kardashian's half sister). I don't want this soft-core child pornography all up in my feed!

25 notifications & 13 emails later & I want to suicide bomb this Facebook event. Srsly.

The Easter bunny is break dancing at Epic for !

Great minds think alike.

#layoffmeimstarving

"Big gulps?" "We discourage women from showing their boobs. EVERYONE LOVES BOOBS! Boobs are the closest thing to magic!"

Miraculously just got a free beer ! Thanks !

I think I'm going to cry!

RT : The airport is basically coachella right now. At least take yr wristband off freaks.