Jme

@JmeBBK

Philanthropist / Musician UKG (Grime). No label, No pr, No publisher, No manager, No pa, No stylist, No Instagram, No meat, No dairy, No egg.

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I had to :

Apple lets u see EVERY PURCHASE youve ever made on ur phone. THIS IS THE APP I GOT YEARS AGO. WHY I HAVE TWITTER

Ok... Someone was obviously trying it. Whoever it was, set your mums batty hairs on fire in Asda innit :

Jme has not changed in 20 years :

Stop texting me

iOS5 tells u when Feds can listen in on your calls. Shottas around the world, ur prayers have been answered :

Proof :

Blay's...

I've been SLEWING Blay's playercard since he made it, so I just done this to show the levels :

GAS!!!!!!!!

Wait in the house for the postman. Go toilet. Come downstairs, and this is on the mat. Open door. No postman.

GAS! :

Got my confirmation text message! GASSSSED! PAINTBALL GUN DELIVERY TODAY

MY NEW BLACK OPS PLAYER CARD :

This is why I can't reply to everyone all the time! TWITTER JAIL #FDMD

Buy this drink in a club if you're THE MAC DADDY

My new iPhone case :

WORLD ENDING = THIS FACE :

My bumper. No homo :

MANS IS IN MADE MAN :