The most naturally gifted athlete the world has ever seen.
I'm Gettin Fancy too! RT@DMANfame Gettin Fancy for @britneyspears and @jimmykimmel tonight!!
I will flay you tonight Bobby! @bflay RT I will be throwing down with @jimmykimmel tonight...eggplant parmesan. Who do you think will win?
should I take offense to this?
dumbest headline ever or just of 2010?
Goodbye monster cereals - it's time to go back to Battle Creek to be repackaged for next year.
Sorry Lamisil fungus monster, you are no longer the weirdest, scariest company mascot ever.
a guy next to me driving while reading a book...Oprah would be both delighted and furious
Good morning beautiful New York City
Giordano's pizza in Chicago...and tonight, my first visit to Wrigley Field
just got the new Lost box set - see you in 8 months
Why is my "who to follow" feature intentionally F-ing with me?
me& @THE_REAL_SHAQ with dumb half-smiles. Shaq, the #bachelorette Ali & basilmarceaux.com tonight on JKL
thanks to @peeweeherman for the swell t shirt! (I'm wearing it backwards for maximum Herman)
Superfan Jake Byrd strikes again! Plus #jonhamm @ralphmacchio @ohsnapjbsmoove&@RunnerRunner tonight #lindsaylohan
After a two week break, I'll be back on the air tomorrow night. Sadly, my facial hair won't.
Adam Sandler & Drake @drakkardnoir on JKL tonight. (Drake and I went to junior high together)
Something must be done - this oil spill is turning our R's into L's.
...and after. I know. Thank you.
I swear to God I made pretzels. Before...
I have a weird job.
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