Jimbo Tornado Mommy

@JimmyFett

I have a Star Wars problem. There, 1st step done.

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Captain Abnormal Breast Growth

Opium Gorilla

Just because there's footsteps in a shitpile doesn't mean you should follow them.

Awww, so drunk he won't remember trying to kill us both.

MOO, Bitch! Get out the whey.

The most dangerous small appliance in the galaxy.

Is it malignant?!

... and Henry David Thoreau.

... and Louisa May Alcott...

I did find Ralph Waldo Emerson...

Sadly, no headless horeseman.

Best place to stock the adult diapers. This couldn't have been done on accident.

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Just a bit of green Sharpie does the trick. It should be their new slogan.

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What a HAUL! Had to work a double so I asked Wife to hit up the comic book store for us. She's such a good girl.

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Wife got me "The Jedi Path!" SO AWESOME!
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Wife got me "The Jedi Path!" SO AWESOME!

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As promised, a picture of the crochet R2 beanie from 's book, and a knitted one too!

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Juuuust a bit of kick to that one.

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.375 ammo compared to a .22 round.

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