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Artist's impression of me having that massive shit I was telling you about (from out of my arse)
Looks like I can stop that War for Cybertron demo download!
I drew a nice picture
For your amusement.
As requested, a picture of the Insecticons... Insections
Destructoid editor sick burn!
A visual representation of human obsession
Hahaha, look what I just screengrabbed. Best thing I've done all week.
I used this to tell Activision that I'd like to preview War for Cybertron next month
I can scarcely believe this is the most productive thing I've done today.
I am never not surprised by my readers.
I can't decide if this is offensive or acceptable.
I have just made Alan Wake scarier!
My current desktop background!
Me dressed up for that stupid zombie prom on Saturday.
Ball received and returned!
Have another pic of the sword, just for giggles.
All hail my big fuck-off Darksiders sword!
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