The new banner on @MajorNelson's website lends itself well to image opportunities.

With all the shit-talk people have said about me recently, I liked this comment I made, especially the last part.

Did this for my dad-in-law's birthday. I win at families!

This picture is everything that @MaxScoville is.

I did just get this interesting little item, though. Now to go dig up a Genesis!

I don't think the word "obsession" quite does people like this justice ...

Sometimes you gotta tell it like it is ...

Since @TheRealCliffyB asked for pictures of Dicktits ...

I promised to get in less fights. Sometimes you can't resist a free kick, though!

Look who was on my doorstep this morning. I invited him inside for a cup of tea.

For some reason, @Dtoid represented all today's stories with berry types. I love this gig!

Our first N4G dumbass of the day!

Behold the greatest Aliens merchandise known to man -- KILLER CRAB ALIEN!

Seriously ... this is how I roll.

Retro videogame humor.

Whoever got me the Scorpion Alien off my Amazon list, thank you. Childhood memories returned!

Well, that's my weekend sorted out ...

Let this noble banner be your standard in battle, brethren!

David North did this awesome drawing for me. Best birthday evar!

The contents of my next episode of Swagtacular arrived today.