Jim Norton

@JimNorton

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Had a great time with . He's the taller one in the photo.

Enjoyed very much. Why do I have such a retarded look on my face?

RT : Cant believe I was this close to last weekend http://t.co/U3gE88Sc - Look how close I was.

Arial view of Def Leopard's Fox and Friends performance.

I had lunch today with the lovely Bailey Jay... IF you know what I mean.

With , and . Jamie's charity is MovingMountainsNYC.org

How awful is 's wrestling shirt?

This photo does not do justice to the bruise developing after and I fought valiantly in the radio studio.

The 1st dance between and Jess.

For years I've been hearing how much Chris Hemsworth and I look alike.

Restful sleep coming up!
#NoOneWillEverFuckMeAgain

I was afraid I'd look like an asshole in my apnea mask; thank God for the always fashionable chin strap.
#Suicide

Nice to see showing respect for 's furniture on Saturday.

Aaaaannnnd option number two!

Thus far, my night has not been full of restful sleep. I keep panicking in this thing. Who wants to fuck?

At the Comedy Cellar, thinking of

This is symbolic of rich gentlemen in fancy clothes who feed their penises to animal-men.
#NoIdeaWhatImTalkingAbout

Am I laughing, crying, or shitting my pants?

View from the stage at The Blind Pig in Cleveland.

Crazy crowd here do far.