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Happy Monday, my Loves! Rob says "Monday? Wtf?!"

TY 4the amazing memories!! I'm thrilled 4u and your future adventures! So much love for you, Darlin!

I know I'm tipsy but, when I push the "popcorn" button on the microwave, I expect it to work! :-/

This is Bella, my bulldog! Lol

This autocorrect makes NO damn sense!

Cheers, Bitches!

Look at the awesome shirt I bought today!

Bella wants to play this morning.

I second that!!! {hugs you tight} Here, have some Rob!

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Ok, it's not my birthday but one of these days it will be! #Oreos

Happy Hump Day, Lovies!! M, where you been all week?

Posted this earlier but wanted to share it again bc I think it's so funny!

Srsly, Cedric.

Happy Mardi Gras Eve! #hereisavirtualKingCake4u

Happy Hump Day, my Sweet Potatoes!

A little something to get your Hump Day started right!

I got away with it! LOL

Sounds like you need to wear my shirt. #GFYS

Think I can get away w/wearing this to my kids' Vday parties today?? Look closely. #GFYS