Take that! #fuckstress

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. Happy
Halloween.

Tree in middle of the road. Dad & neighbor are hacking it to pieces.15 minutes late. #VAtext

There's something about Eli.

The real reason we need to stop cutting down trees.

Words with a very angry flirt.

Words with Friends. Worthy adversary! Can't be irked he doesn't get my outdated rap references.

About to enter the male brain.

Words with Buhleenduh. She resigned pretty quick after...

Opening night. Great success. Just saw our local weatherman.

Words with Friends. Yesbutno meets...

We've been here for 45 minutes & still can't find eachother. I want to pet a Colobosses monkey.

Oh, really?

Radioooooooo

What beaches in SEA look like this time of year.

WSU is for boobs. #victoriassecret #iwentthere

What happy, confused people do at empty country bars.

Treasure Island. Comfort rating: 4 out of 5 stars.

Car wash.

I'll just drink from another toilet then. Thanks!