Jered Schneider


I'm the owner & creative director of Pounds Media, soccer enthusiast, world traveler, & dubstep listener. I have an awesome wife, great dog, & a good life. AMA

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Played Portal until the wee hours last night. Woke up with an overwhelming desire for cake.

Hey , listen. It's just not working out between us. It's not me, it's you.

Timelapse #2 in progress

Hey this is all I could see during the 1st goal. Why would you put a huge graphic center screen? #GTFO

I <3 reading instruction manuals that have been converted from Chinese to English.

Really got to earn my first Bag O Crap!

#lamejokes (via )

Thanks , I finally got settled in to the witness protection program, but now you give away my real name

. 's heaven.

Scarves up! With watching the vs .

This sums up everything I hate about the Illinois.

headline fail

The nearest one is only 324 miles away in KY. I need it...

Homemade Chipotle FTW


Thanksgiving in March. Just a normal Wednesday night meal here.

Driving on 0 Ave. right along the border. Missyoumissyoumissyou USA!

Ollie killing it on Fruit Ninja


Why have I ever lived anywhere else?