Fluent in Zombie, Proficient OCD, Virtuous Social Site Janitor, Longboardist, Car Seeker, BOSS Gamer, Comic & Book Pursuer. http://t.co/O9hAY0VR7z
I have a serious hair mental disorder. I just got back to my color and I miss being dark. Is this a 12-Step program?
Everything is PINK!
During my sugar rush tonight I played with #layrsapp and made a sunbeam shoot out my ear. It’s pretty groovy.
Your courtesy hotel shower curtain pic.
Raining. This is all I have to offer up to the Twitter Gawds.
@starfleetmom @Grimagination Wanna get in sexy bed…with me...and act like stupid zombies? #InMyOwnBedYAY #OGSnotBand
I should’ve been a vagina lawyer.
My phone loaded OLD photos. I may need to use this 2011 SDCC avatar again this year at the rate my schedule is going.
My head hurts. I WISH I could see private messages. My job would be much more fun. Clearly, A LOT more fun.
Happy Birthday @ClaystationX! So much mad love and respect to you! Enjoy your night, you deserve ALL THE DRINKS!
Happy Birthday to my FAVORITE person on Earth, MY Capt. FlannelMan & my boob headrest when I’m drunk, @Grimagination!
I’ve never wanted to steal a semi-trailer this much in my life. They’re ready for restorations! #ClassicCars
@starfleetmom My bird nest in question is the American Robin. So cute! I’ve stayed away and moved my patio furniture.
Happy Odometer Day, Hug Your Cat Day, Limerick Day, Nurses Day and Mothers Day!
Happy Mothers Day! Mi manchi Mamma.
This guys gets brownie points for playing Type-O Negative and even more points for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack.
@Grimagination You’re kind, but that’s the trick of make-up cuz you know my ass looked like this 30 minutes ago!
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