Any bets on how long these things last?
Book tour winding down. Getting on plane as soon as I can lift my head then doing kimmel tonight. (tired whoop whoop)
Oh yeah @chelseahandler Check it.
My mom really knows how to take care of her bush.
Dallas warrior moms rock!
Thanks @SFoptics and @alexfeldman for my new glasses. Now I can finally see who I'm sleeping with.
Thanks @perezhilton for a great interview. You rock and would totally have your baby.
Even grandma's like my book. Hope she buys a pocket rocket.
Holy shitballs!! I found a dinosaur!
In case you missed it I'm on Larry king in 20 min! Literally.
Holy shitballs... Guess whose on Larry king tonight?!!'
Hey pretty bitches!! My book is available now for pre order. Go to amazon to order Love,Lust and Faking It.
I love my boy Hefner but what's the deal with the hat? Is he ever actually going to get on a ship?
Let's play... Guess where I am?
Attention all sexy single ladies. Here's a pic of my good friend. U interested call 18137483449. Go for it!
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