Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs.
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@JoshMankiewicz I'm all ready for #Dateline tonight!
Lots of intensity during this NBA playoff game. Humongous tits too. #NBAFinals
My boo @dateline_keith is the best! He sent me this sexy @datelinenbc Snuggie so I can stay warm when I write.
My fiancé @dateline_keith just sent me this @datelinenbc Snuggie and a signed copy of our engagement photo! #Dreamboat
Me n' @WillieDLive at @fpsf today! @TheGetoBoys #SayWhaaaa
I had a fucking blast at @fpsf today. Introducing @TheGetoBoys was beyond exciting. @BrotherMob @WillieDLive
My inflight entertainment courtesy of @DadBoner aka @pizzanachos69 I'm gonna drink a thousand beers, you guys.
Just ran into this grumpy fucker at LAX. @pattonoswalt
Well @DannyZuker n' me were pants shittingly excited to meet our hero @JordanPeele today. #KeyAndPeele
My financial advisor is a pretty cool dude.
@DeviDev Maybe @DuaneBrown76 would go for something subtle and classy like this...
Me n' @BunBTrillOG are supporting our @HoustonRockets even though Mrs. Bun B is an Oklahoma City fan :(
Thanks to Houston's mayor @anniseparker for joining @BunBTrillOG and I last night to support the @HoustonRockets
You can call me a "dried up cunt" but don't you DARE accuse me of being a mom.
This Texan showed her support for Boston today. #StayStrong
My Google search history has always been questionable, but I never thought I'd be looking up how to spell 'belieber'.
Can't wait to watch my buddy @ShooterJennings perform at @NUTTYJERRYS in Winnie, Texas tonight! Come on down!
My screensaver: RT @MrJoshCharles: Anytime a hit batsmen charges the pitchers mound, "Remember Robin Ventura"
Found a cool pair of child molester frames during my mom's eye doctor appointment. Can I pet your kids?
This guy seems amazing!!! #Keeper
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