Jenny Johnson


Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. Follow me on Instagram: jennyjohnsonhi5

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I'm all ready for #Dateline tonight!

Lots of intensity during this NBA playoff game. Humongous tits too. #NBAFinals

My boo is the best! He sent me this sexy Snuggie so I can stay warm when I write.

My fiancé just sent me this Snuggie and a signed copy of our engagement photo! #Dreamboat

Me n' at today! #SayWhaaaa

I had a fucking blast at today. Introducing was beyond exciting.

My inflight entertainment courtesy of aka I'm gonna drink a thousand beers, you guys.

Just ran into this grumpy fucker at LAX.

Well n' me were pants shittingly excited to meet our hero today. #KeyAndPeele

My financial advisor is a pretty cool dude.

Maybe would go for something subtle and classy like this...

Me n' are supporting our even though Mrs. Bun B is an Oklahoma City fan :(

Thanks to Houston's mayor for joining and I last night to support the

You can call me a "dried up cunt" but don't you DARE accuse me of being a mom.

This Texan showed her support for Boston today. #StayStrong

My Google search history has always been questionable, but I never thought I'd be looking up how to spell 'belieber'.

Can't wait to watch my buddy perform at in Winnie, Texas tonight! Come on down!

My screensaver: RT : Anytime a hit batsmen charges the pitchers mound, "Remember Robin Ventura"

Found a cool pair of child molester frames during my mom's eye doctor appointment. Can I pet your kids?

This guy seems amazing!!! #Keeper