Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs.
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I was asked to "refrain from using their latex gloves." Fucking Nazis...
@kurtpellegrino Per your request. #MiddleFingerFriday #woo
@andylevy @brendonwalsh You're welcome!!!
Great job on Hannity tonight @andylevy !!!!
@DeanB15 @mslesliebibb @makeupkatelee Dean, remember when you "fluffed" me? #WHORES
Follow @MarylandMudflap he sent me this love letter.
My dad's punishment for posing as a doctor (he's so proud).
Rate your Thanksgiving.
@1NatalieMaines Guess what I'm listening to????
@1NatalieMaines Of all the shit we've talked about, we've never discussed our matching dogs? WTF?
Visiting hours are over, so once again, I left a note for my dad's overnight nurse.
This was taken last month. Don't let our smiles fool you, we'll fuck your shit up. #PopsIsOnTheMend
Visiting hours are over, so I left another note for my dad's nurse.
Visiting hours are over, I left a note for my dad's nurse.
I'm so relieved she didn't get anyone pregnant with her girl dong.
This is inside of St. Luke's Heart Center. No shit...
Birdy and I are turning the shit out tonight on our boat. Suck it. (she's the cute one)
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