Jenny Johnson

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. Follow me on Instagram: jennyjohnsonhi5

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I was asked to "refrain from using their latex gloves." Fucking Nazis...

Here.

Per your request. #MiddleFingerFriday #woo

You're welcome!!!

Great job on Hannity tonight !!!!

Dean, remember when you "fluffed" me? #WHORES

Follow he sent me this love letter.

My dad's punishment for posing as a doctor (he's so proud).

My dad's punishment for posing as a doctor (he's so proud).

Rate your Thanksgiving.

Guess what I'm listening to????

Of all the shit we've talked about, we've never discussed our matching dogs? WTF?

Visiting hours are over, so once again, I left a note for my dad's overnight nurse.

Visiting hours are over, so once again, I left a note for my dad's overnight nurse.

This was taken last month. Don't let our smiles fool you, we'll fuck your shit up. #PopsIsOnTheMend

Visiting hours are over, so I left another note for my dad's nurse.

Visiting hours are over, I left a note for my dad's nurse.

I'm so relieved she didn't get anyone pregnant with her girl dong.

This is inside of St. Luke's Heart Center. No shit...

Birdy and I are turning the shit out tonight on our boat. Suck it. (she's the cute one)