Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs.
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Happy Labor Day!!! w/ @chrissyteigen #TeamBreezy
If this doesn't prove my @datelinenbc love, I really don't know what does. @dateline_keith @JoshMankiewicz
@datelinenbc If I am not on this I will be DEVASTATED!!!! #Dateline #ILoveKeithMorrison
Thanks @HoustonTexans for inviting me to practice & @SportsRadio610 @PayneNFL & to @TexansVoice for the interview!
@julieklausner @DannyZuker Birdy is beside herself with excitement
I feel like the guy in the cubicle is completely naked and jerking-off to Chatroulette. #WeinerMayor #CarlosDanger
Who cares about the #RoyalBaby?The most exciting thing delivered today were these Jordan Retro 4's to my doorstep.
This looks like an audition for 'Weekend At Bernie's' RT @GeraldoRivera: 70 is the new 50
Most excited person at the #ESPYS has gotta be this gal...
I GOT FREE SHIT ALERT: @rocketcases sent me iPhone cases. Here's a discount code! http://t.co/L7x5Rf9tPF #DoinIt
Slightly confused at this reply to my tweet...
.@MarthaStewart Do you think you could kill Paula Deen in a cage match?
Happy Birthday to my fiancé, my love, my rock, my sunshine, my everything @dateline_keith #Dateline #Love
Me n' investigative reporter/YouTube sensation @isiahcarey1 #HoustonWebAwards http://youtu.be/BUS6nKpddec
Me n' investigative reporter/YouTube sensation @IsaiahCarey1 #HoustonWebAwards http://youtu.be/BUS6nKpddec
Come to Barnes & Noble at The Grove in LA, I'll be signing copies of @thatmarciaclark 's new book 'Killer Ambition'
My dad was the best. #HappyFathersDay
"No one's coming to your Sweet 16 party, Louise..."
I love my iPhone.
@TitosVodka If you're trying to lure me away from my beloved Grey Goose, it's working
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