Comedian, writer, actor. Seen on Chelsea Lately, Drunk History, Conan, Acceptable TV, Home Movies & more. I'm also Southie from the Pod F. Tompkast podcast.
I just told this bowl to talk to the hand.
I didn't know I had one of these tools but, ladies, come and get it. #settothrill
@joshwolfcomedy, @nerdist and I will see you tonight - Wed 9/7 at 11pm on E! #ChelseaLately
Me, @nerdist, @joshwolfcomedy tonite 11/7, 11pm-Chelsea Lately. Josh thinks he's too good for a pic.
Just told by @ryanbasford that I'm "nailing the teenage boy look." He knows how to talk to chicks.
I bought this orange but just took a close look at it, I mean him. How the fuck can I eat.....Danny?
Here! RT "@AshleyLWofford @jenkirkman I want to see a photo of the horse shirt."
Me in the midst of Brad pushing me under my desk holding me hostage with my ball. Luckily I'm in a good mood.
What? I can't drive and multi-task in the car in the morning?
What? I can't drive and multi-task in the morning?
I was young/thin & wore MEN'S PLAID SHORT SLEEVED SHIRTS. Sigh. See how awful they look kids? Oh & MORRISSEY!
Hey! See @nerdist & @braunger & I will tonite (wed 8/10)11pm on Chelsea Lately (E!) We discuss MTV & condoms.
PFTompkins Paul F. Tompkins
Um......RT @pftompkins @JenKirkman Thank God they discovered mud on Mars...able to move there by the end of the year.
@jakefogelnest @JulieKlausner See how happy we were in 1995?
Just hanging out with my boyfriend....why - what are you guys doing?
My boss Tom took this pic of my head & said, "You tweet this & show them how you come to work w/ rat's nest hair."
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