Jemmy Chew

@Jemmychew

The perfect parasite, I've wormed my way into my host environment. I am adored. The newest addition to Fircombe Hall is Donnie Darko. He farts a lot.

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Something extra in the shopping from Mr Ocado.

Greyhounds roasting on an open fire. Jackdaws smoked out of their homes...

THIS is what all the drilling crud was all about.

Greyhound themed joke from a cracker but I don't get it. Anyone?

I bought Elizabeth Taylor's big effoff diamond

Sparkie's on the tree. So he's with us in spirit.

Mac's bruise

Nice to know that there is another Dismal Jemmy (coaster from BD's lunch)

All he needs is some little horns & a trident. #devil

Mac hoggin' the fire

Yay they are now drilling outside my house again *clatters upstairs*

I'm not a frikkin footrest Mac

I'm ready for the shrieking small humans now.

Not enjoying the coats

Not liking the coats. Makes me think of racing.

The cavalcade of light & klaxons continued til 5am #fml

Sofa...fire...sofa...fire...SOFA!

See ya Mac..wouldn't want to be ya. I'm staying by the fire.

Mac Tailer CSI at your service

I defy anybody to spot the turd #pooclub