OMG! Look what my Mom just came home from shopping with! xD GENIUS!

You can't take me anywhere...

Life always looks better from a pirate's-eye view...

I got propositioned by some bedsheets today... Non iron too, filthy buggers...

Is YOUR pen also an aeroplane? Thought not. *looks smug*

It was Mildred's bday yesterday & this was her prezzie! :) She loves it... honestly... Don't let the evil 'I hate you' face deceive you...

Think I can write a Frankie & Benny's Balloon song to rival @garygomusic and his Heart Balloon song? No... me neither...

Excuse me, there appears to be a bespectacled man in my parcel...

I *heart* recycling! (And Westlife... and strawberries... and the eighties, when the cassette was king! xD)

I *heart* recycling! (And Westlife... and strawberries... and the eighties, when the cassette was king! xD)

A bag that used to be a book! :)

A bag that used to be a book! :)