There's nothing cheap about loyalty.
What I have can't be taught.
Get it in while you can. It’ll all be gone soon enough.
Looks like @si_golf laid off any good copy editors they had…
@rrg204 @jvoss0712 @PoppedRepublic the week before is Top Gun, sooooooo…
@JanVT89 I’m not worthy of your love.
Best use of Twitter today goes to @Wendys. Outstanding work for returning that volley so well.
@_m_G_e_ I like you, but you can be a cruel individual.
When @HokiESQ doesn’t return my texts at the lightning speed I require, I’m over here like
Guysguysguysguysguys: it’s happening! Another crab cake-on-a-hamburger with fries & gravy and a shake for lunch.
.@sbahorich I’m Amazon Prime-ing you a new hat…
@kellylovestype Not weird at all. (sorry I don’t have a better gif)
@fobbywobby @Jaddams the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, Francis.
Lastly, Tenacious D's most-quoted song lyric, in license-plate form...
I guess Nuke traded in the Porsche with the quadraphonic Blaupunkt, huh?
Yes, this is someone's license plates. "FFSDIAF" can only mean, "For fuck's sake, die in a fire."
@HokiESQ I wouldn't describe this doll as a "voodoo" doll, so N
@HokiESQ @ValEKilmer Good call. This is why we're friends.
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