Jeff Ferguson

@JeffreyTFerg

There's nothing cheap about loyalty. What I have can't be taught. Get it in while you can. It’ll all be gone soon enough. #HOKIES

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Looks like laid off any good copy editors they had…

the week before is Top Gun, sooooooo…

I’m not worthy of your love.

Best use of Twitter today goes to . Outstanding work for returning that volley so well.

I like you, but you can be a cruel individual.

When doesn’t return my texts at the lightning speed I require, I’m over here like

Guysguysguysguysguys: it’s happening! Another crab cake-on-a-hamburger with fries & gravy and a shake for lunch.

Guysguysguysguysguys: it’s happening! Another crab cake-on-a-hamburger with fries & gravy and a shake for lunch.

Guysguysguysguysguys: it’s happening! Another crab cake-on-a-hamburger with fries & gravy and a shake for lunch.

. I’m Amazon Prime-ing you a new hat…

Not weird at all. (sorry I don’t have a better gif)

the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, Francis.

Lastly, Tenacious D's most-quoted song lyric, in license-plate form...

I guess Nuke traded in the Porsche with the quadraphonic Blaupunkt, huh?

Yes, this is someone's license plates. "FFSDIAF" can only mean, "For fuck's sake, die in a fire."

I wouldn't describe this doll as a "voodoo" doll, so N

Good call. This is why we're friends.