Jeff Patterson


Curmudgeon. Atheist. Libertarian. Gentleman Idiot. Thundering Lummox. Master of the Misanthropic Arts. Creature of Perfect Beauty.

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Hoarsemen crossing my notepad

You have no idea how busy I am

Gonna eat this

Sketch - Hoarsemen battle mecha

Come in...

This is me taking questions


Five Guys and two Hoarsemen

Big old cranky head

Are cool.

Some proper action

Jesus attacked by hounds

Kneel before your king

Pepsi Throwback

holiday crab

Retro stage separation

Yes I have a telescoping laser pointer, doesn't everyone?